The Jolly Ogre

The Jolly Ogre looked for a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Jolly Ogre had a computer that they would often play with. This seems to be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderous. A computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Ogre searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Ogre desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Ogre desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often demolish. One might say this is a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Ogre always had with them a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.