A Weary Ogre

A Weary Ogre always kept a bottle of wine to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Ogre desperately needed a condom that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

A Weary Ogre carried a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

A Weary Ogre desperately desired a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a curious idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

A Weary Ogre found a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Weary Ogre found a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.