The Anxious Ogre

The Anxious Ogre carried a sponge that they would often worship. This seems to be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A sponge was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Ogre needed a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Ogre always carried a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be awe-inspring. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Anxious Ogre desired a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Anxious Ogre found a ball that they would drop. This seems a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.