The Magical Ogre

The Magical Ogre carried a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Ogre wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Ogre needed a wig that they would share. This seems a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A wig being the item opted for.

The Magical Ogre desperately desired a bag of poop to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Ogre always carried a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Ogre searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.