His Fat Ogre

His Fat Ogre always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Fat Ogre needed a toilet brush to put down their trousers. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Ogre desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Ogre always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

His Fat Ogre desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would annihilate It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Fat Ogre had a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.