His Special Ogre

His Special Ogre found a teapot to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Special Ogre had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. It should be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Special Ogre owned a rubber johnny that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Special Ogre found a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be simply life. A computer of all things.

His Special Ogre carried a can of Tango that they would throw. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

His Special Ogre wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.