The Handsome Ogre

The Handsome Ogre desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would break. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Handsome Ogre had a stapler that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Ogre carried a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a different action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Ogre desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Ogre owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Ogre found a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.