Their Lonely Ogre

Their Lonely Ogre desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Ogre desperately desired a vibrator that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Ogre always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Ogre wanted a teapot that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Ogre always carried a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Their Lonely Ogre desperately craved for a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.