My Energetic Ogre

My Energetic Ogre found a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

My Energetic Ogre desperately desired a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

My Energetic Ogre always carried a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Energetic Ogre had a hat that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a hat being the item opted for.

My Energetic Ogre needed a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Energetic Ogre looked for a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.