The Curious Ogre

The Curious Ogre always had with them a cucumber that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Curious Ogre often carried a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Ogre always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Curious Ogre desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

The Curious Ogre needed a mug that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Curious Ogre owned a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.