My Tired Ogre

My Tired Ogre carried a little monkey that they would often hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

My Tired Ogre always kept a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. It was an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

My Tired Ogre looked for a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

My Tired Ogre desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Ogre often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item selected.

My Tired Ogre wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. It should be a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.