His Blue Ogre

His Blue Ogre desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Blue Ogre looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a surprising action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

His Blue Ogre searched for a big sponge that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Blue Ogre found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was epic. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

His Blue Ogre always carried a ball that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Blue Ogre craved for a helmet to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.