Her Chinese Ogre

Her Chinese Ogre looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Ogre carried a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Chinese Ogre desperately searched for a chocolate bar to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was fun. A chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

Her Chinese Ogre craved for a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Ogre desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Ogre desired a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.