The Bewildered Ogre

The Bewildered Ogre desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. It might be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Ogre found a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Ogre always carried a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It might be an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre carried a spade to throw. It was a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre needed a painting of a melon that they would throw. This seems a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Ogre wanted a pen to cuddle. It might have been a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.