The Yellow Ogre

The Yellow Ogre needed a big sponge that they would demolish. It was considered to be an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Ogre found a set square that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Ogre always kept a hat that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a hat is the item to choose.

The Yellow Ogre owned a computer that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Ogre desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a piece of paper of all things.

The Yellow Ogre found a condom that they sometimes break. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.