A Depressed Ogre

A Depressed Ogre carried a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A piece of paper having that done to it

A Depressed Ogre always carried a block of cheese to break. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Ogre always had with them a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. It was an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Ogre often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Ogre wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a different exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Depressed Ogre found a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.