Their Foolish Ogre

Their Foolish Ogre carried a sponge that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Ogre desperately craved for a bag of flour to worship. It was a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Ogre owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Ogre wanted a set square that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Ogre desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Their Foolish Ogre desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.