His Famous Ogre

His Famous Ogre needed a set square that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a different activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to opt for.

His Famous Ogre desperately desired a stapler that they would sit and look at. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Famous Ogre always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Famous Ogre wanted a stretchman to hug. This seems a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

His Famous Ogre wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

His Famous Ogre desperately looked for a condom to cuddle. It is a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item that was chosen.