His Green Orangutan

His Green Orangutan always kept a ball that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

His Green Orangutan had a bottle of beer to worship. It is a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Green Orangutan desired a bag of flour that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

His Green Orangutan looked for a lava lamp to drop. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Green Orangutan owned a rubber johnny to put on his head. It would be a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Green Orangutan often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.