The Boring Orangutan

The Boring Orangutan looked for a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a different idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Boring Orangutan desperately craved for a chocolate bar to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. A chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Orangutan desperately wanted a spade that they would put on his head. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A spade is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Orangutan carried a cucumber that they would often annihilate This seems a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Boring Orangutan often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Boring Orangutan wanted a mug that they would hug. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.