His Retarded Orangutan

His Retarded Orangutan always carried a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. It might be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Orangutan had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Orangutan desperately needed a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Retarded Orangutan desired a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny is the item to choose.

His Retarded Orangutan desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Orangutan craved for a big sponge that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge of all things.