The Worrisome Orangutan

The Worrisome Orangutan wanted a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Orangutan desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Orangutan found a toilet brush that they would worship. It was a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Orangutan desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Orangutan always carried a ball to rub on his belly. It was a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Orangutan looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.