The Lovely Orangutan

The Lovely Orangutan owned a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Orangutan needed a dildo that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Orangutan owned a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be amazing. A porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Orangutan needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Orangutan desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Orangutan searched for a ball that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was selected.