My Bum Loving Orangutan

My Bum Loving Orangutan looked for a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Orangutan owned a spade to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A spade is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Orangutan always kept a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Orangutan desperately craved for a condom that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Orangutan looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Orangutan always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.