The Purple Orangutan

The Purple Orangutan desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Orangutan desperately craved for a magic 8 ball to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Purple Orangutan always kept a little monkey to put in the bath with him. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Orangutan needed a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Orangutan found a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Purple Orangutan desired a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.