Her Depressed Orangutan

Her Depressed Orangutan desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate This could be considered a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Orangutan desired a pen that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing opted for.

Her Depressed Orangutan craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Depressed Orangutan desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would hug. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Her Depressed Orangutan had a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

Her Depressed Orangutan owned a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato is the item that was chosen.