Their Ugly Orangutan

Their Ugly Orangutan found a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.

Their Ugly Orangutan always had with them a can of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

Their Ugly Orangutan desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Ugly Orangutan always had with them a porno magazine that they would worship. It might be a curious activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Their Ugly Orangutan needed a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Their Ugly Orangutan desperately searched for a cup that they would put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup being the item opted for.