A Confused Orangutan

A Confused Orangutan owned a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

A Confused Orangutan desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Confused Orangutan wanted a hat that they would hug. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Orangutan searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper of all things.

A Confused Orangutan desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Orangutan searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.