My Horny Orangutan

My Horny Orangutan always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a new action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Orangutan often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It might be a new idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

My Horny Orangutan desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A cucumber being the item opted for.

My Horny Orangutan desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

My Horny Orangutan needed a big sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Horny Orangutan often carried a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing selected.