His Fucking Orangutan

His Fucking Orangutan needed a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

His Fucking Orangutan desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

His Fucking Orangutan always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an original action, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

His Fucking Orangutan searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often throw. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Orangutan desperately needed a spade that they liked to throw. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it

His Fucking Orangutan owned a condom to put on his head. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom would be the item chosen.