Square Orangutan

Square Orangutan always had with them a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Square Orangutan desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Square Orangutan desperately looked for a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to choose.

Square Orangutan owned a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Square Orangutan had a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Square Orangutan desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.