The Bewildered Orangutan

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately searched for a condom that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately craved for a dildo that they would demolish. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A dildo is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Orangutan owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Orangutan had a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Orangutan always kept a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.