My Beautiful Orangutan

My Beautiful Orangutan often carried a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Beautiful Orangutan often carried a teapot to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

My Beautiful Orangutan always carried a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Orangutan always kept a sword that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

My Beautiful Orangutan had a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.

My Beautiful Orangutan desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a ball of all things.