The Eccentric Orangutan

The Eccentric Orangutan desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Orangutan looked for a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Orangutan desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Orangutan carried a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Orangutan carried a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a spade being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Orangutan carried a can of coke that they sometimes hug. It was a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.