The Cheerful Orangutan

The Cheerful Orangutan often carried a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Orangutan desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Orangutan desperately needed a melon to sit and look at. It is a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Orangutan needed a mug that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Cheerful Orangutan desperately looked for a lava lamp to break. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Orangutan searched for a painting of a melon to sleep with. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.