A Lonely Orangutan

A Lonely Orangutan searched for a dildo that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A dildo being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Orangutan had a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Lonely Orangutan needed a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

A Lonely Orangutan always had with them a bag of flour to put down their trousers. One might say this is an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

A Lonely Orangutan looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

A Lonely Orangutan desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a different action, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.