Anxious Orangutan

Anxious Orangutan desperately needed a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Anxious Orangutan desperately needed a radiator that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Anxious Orangutan desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to drop. It should be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

Anxious Orangutan owned a rubber johnny that they would drop. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was simply life. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Anxious Orangutan desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Orangutan desperately looked for a condom to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom of all things.