The Green Paki

The Green Paki desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Green Paki found a wig that they would often eat. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Paki often carried a dildo that they sometimes eat. It was an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Paki needed a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Paki desperately needed a pint of beer that they would put on his head. It would have been a different activity, to my children, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Green Paki needed a spade that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.