My Exceptional Paki

My Exceptional Paki desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Exceptional Paki found a condom that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Paki craved for a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Paki owned a vibrator that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A vibrator having that done to it

My Exceptional Paki always kept a computer that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A computer was the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Paki needed a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a set of lego being the item opted for.