The Depressed Paki

The Depressed Paki looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Paki found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Paki desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be awesome. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Paki looked for a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A custard pie having that done to it

The Depressed Paki found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Depressed Paki craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.