Their Crypting Paki

Their Crypting Paki searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A can of Tango being the item selected.

Their Crypting Paki always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Their Crypting Paki craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Their Crypting Paki wanted a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It was an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Paki desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Crypting Paki carried a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen item.