Her Green Paki

Her Green Paki desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Her Green Paki needed a CD player that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A CD player being the item selected.

Her Green Paki needed a cup that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

Her Green Paki carried a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig of all things.

Her Green Paki carried a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A helmet would be the item that was selected.

Her Green Paki desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.