The Square Paki

The Square Paki searched for a sack of potatoes to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Square Paki owned a hat to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Square Paki craved for a computer that they sometimes annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A computer being the item opted for.

The Square Paki desired a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Square Paki owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Square Paki had a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.