The Lonely Paki

The Lonely Paki needed a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Paki desperately craved for a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Paki always had with them a mug that they would worship. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a mug of all things.

The Lonely Paki always carried a lava lamp that they liked to drop. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Paki desperately searched for a cheese grater to experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Lonely Paki desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.