The Fucking Paki

The Fucking Paki desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would smash. It might be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Paki owned a block of cheese to put up their bum. It would be a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

The Fucking Paki desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Paki carried a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Paki desired a custard pie that they liked to play with. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was stunning. A custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Paki often carried a sponge to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a sponge is the item to choose.