Her Magical Pet

Her Magical Pet always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Magical Pet had a can of Tango that they would smash. It should be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Pet always had with them a rubber chicken to put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Magical Pet desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Her Magical Pet searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Magical Pet had a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.