His Retarded Pet

His Retarded Pet always kept a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Pet always kept a stapler to annihilate It should be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Pet searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

His Retarded Pet always kept a sword that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

His Retarded Pet always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Pet desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.