Nervous Pet

Nervous Pet always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Nervous Pet owned a bat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.

Nervous Pet found a teapot that they would break. This might appear to be a new activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Pet always had with them a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Nervous Pet owned a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Pet desperately searched for a tomato that they would often worship. It would have been an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A tomato being the chosen item.