The Silly Pet

The Silly Pet desperately desired a condom that they would drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Silly Pet had a bag of flour that they liked to drop. It is a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Silly Pet desired a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Pet desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Silly Pet desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate It is a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Silly Pet craved for a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.