His Troubled Pet

His Troubled Pet desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Pet desperately craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally throw. It is a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Troubled Pet needed a bag of flour to break. It should be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Pet owned a stapler that they would occasionally eat. It was a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

His Troubled Pet desperately wanted a bag of poop to experiment on. It was a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Pet desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.